For 2024 the aim remains to post a review at least every other Friday and to complete the Bookpacking reading journey.

05 July 2013

The Hitman’s Guide to Housecleaning – Hallgrimur Helgason


Hardened in the crucible of the 1990’s Croatian – Serbian conflict, Tomislav Boksic graduates through the Croatian Mafia to be a top contract killer – 66 professional hits and counting. And, taking a pride in his work, he is counting. Unfortunately #66 turned out to be an undercover FBI officer and the agency is turning New York upside down to find the killer.

His cover blown and feds all over the airport, he takes refuge in the gents and emerges with #67’s clothes (including dog collar), passport and flight tickets to Iceland. His hopes of a low profile arrival in Reykjavik are dashed by a welcoming committee of local Christians expecting the Reverend David Friendly, the famous (in their circles) US evangelist with his own TV show.

Cultural misunderstandings abound as the peaceful Icelanders and the Christian do-gooders get to work on redeeming the soon unmasked Croatian hitman, whose name has not been abridged to “Toxic” without reason. More effective are the attentions of the young, sexy, “butter-blonde” Gunnhildur, who is strangely attracted to the middle-aged, balding, overweight criminal; (it must be the glamour of notoriety or else subconscious wish-fulfilment from Helgason).

Can the leopard change his spots and become a fluffy white polar bear? Can this Icelandic refuge indefinitely shelter him from the FBI and his old Mafia bosses?

The Icelandic Helgason wrote the book in English, and it bobs along easily enough. There is some black humour, some farcical moments and much use of the F word. My interest flagged in the middle as credibility stretched and empathy with Toxic evaporated. However the finale had tension and pathos giving a glimpse of what the novel might have achieved.

In my view the book it suffers from a lack of identity: not funny enough for a farce; too light–hearted for a thriller; unbelievable as a romance; and lacking the weight to be redemptive. Other than that it was OK.

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