For 2024 the aim remains to post a review at least every other Friday and to complete the Bookpacking reading journey.

24 January 2014

I Am the Secret Footballer – Anon

Read as part of the sport reading journey

The secret footballer hides his (alleged) identity as a top flight player, ostensibly to protect himself from his fellow professionals, not to mention the managers, referees, media, agents etc. who he exposes in his revelations on the beautiful game.

His motivation appears to be to hit back at the industry that has stigmatised him with the marks of excess and hypocrisy and has lured him with fame and riches away from a more rounded and fulfilling life that he was, and remains, more than capable of attaining. It’s clearly also therapeutic to get it all out there on paper.

The inside story holds no great surprises to followers of the game, although some detail on the crazy financial sums earned and squandered was noteworthy, the subject being inexplicably tiptoed around by the otherwise intrusive press.

The writing is fine but the structure of the book, divided into chapters such as tactics, managers, money, agents, bad behaviour and the like, seems a bit arbitrary as he wanders off the subject quite readily as he recounts his anecdotes. I haven’t previously followed his pieces in The Guardian but I suspect the book recycles much of the material – but that is no bad thing if it is new to you.


If you follow premiership football it holds plenty of interest, and it has currency with this paperback having an additional chapter that takes it into the 2012-13 season; for the general reader however, it sheds little light on the human (as against celebrity) condition.

For me the book strengthens my disillusionment with the game at the highest levels which now is just a television programme and a commercial enterprise; for real sporting involvement I go to the non-league games to see people playing for the love of the game with supporters cheering on players they can relate to and interact with on a personal basis, cheering on their mates rather than some clay-footed hero who will become a villain as soon as he changes clubs for that extra million.

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